i-shitty

on Sunday, December 5, 2010

A few facts about ishitty

  • yes, you have to pay to enter ishitty
  1. Car- RM10 on weekends and holidays. RM5 on weekdays
  2. Motorcycle, Pedestrian, Buses - RM2 per person
  • dont bother saying.. 'I want to park my car near the "light park".. i saw someone just go there' as the park there was reserved to VIP or staff only.. dont go dreaming of parking there.. just go to the godamn multi level parking
  • surau at level 2 for women.. level 3 for men
  • i want to park near the entrance.. there is elderly with me | children with me | baby with me | so i cant walk there...NO! they will not bother.. unless you're a handicap person
  • don't even bother to make a u turn near the cashier.. it will just make things worst..
  • dont bother asking question about ishitty.. direction or anything at all with the staff there.. they dont give an F. they're not receptionist.. so if u want to u turn becoz u dont know the area.. dont bullshit around.. just go straight out of the way.. want to know whats inside ishitty? just pay n have a look at it urself.. or google around..
  • never... ever... park your car at the side of the road.. it will make the road congested.. believe me.. they will do something bad with you car.. huhuhuhu
  • stupid people.. B4 doesnt mean ground.. G stand for ground.. its your stupidity that lead you to the back of the parking..
  • btw, you pay for entrance fee.. not parking.. so if you cant redeem the ticket as u enter ishitty after 12 which all the booth is closed.. then consider its as an entrance fee.. stupid
  • ops.. its raining.. i want my money back.. the F? raining doesnt stop people from coming over to ishitty.. so dont go aroung the staff and said.. 'its raining.. im with baby.. so i want my money back'... they dont give an F
  • motorcycle have their own parking space.. dont ever bother go up with ur bike.. unless u want to get beaten to death.. they doesnt give an F if u're women or bring over ur girlfriend.. they will beat anybody that doesnt obey their regulation
  • its a private place.. they can charge you extra and without any notice.. so dont bother asking.. why must pay ha? what is this for? etc... they dont bother to answer
  • dont bother asking.. "ada parking lagi x bang?" even though the parking is full.. they will asnwer with a smile.. "ada banyak lagi bang.. abang jalan je terus ok?"
  • never leave you baby,child and wife waiting at the entrance while you drive your car out of the parking.. hoping that u can fetch them.. DONT!!! STUPID LAZY ASS!!! you will just end up in the exit to section 7.. not the Fking entrance!!!
  • never ever park you vehicle that can make the traffic congested.. ur vehicle will be damaged... purposely
  • dont use yesterday ticket.. they know~
  • dont bother usha awek jaga ticket.. they dont give a damn
  • always remember to switch on ur light after exiting the parking... police are everywhere
  • lastly.. dont bother go to ishitty.. nothing special there


1 comments:

Fær.han/Unown F/Gyan said...

Happiest place in the world :)